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Kitten125

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  • Number of visits : 41687
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 9:38am<b>odinhasaboner</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 8:57am<b>SlimDanny</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 4:57pm<b>mccrightp</b> - the 01/07/2013 at 9:11am<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 1:07am<b>white_rainbow</b> - the 08/14/2009 at 6:21pm<b>erica8498</b> - the 07/08/2009 at 5:49pm<b>beth12</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 5:42pm<b>lisajune</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 11:45am<b>miltonbradley</b> - the 05/20/2009 at 3:33pm<b>tiger01</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 11:48pm<b>bigmad50</b> - the 05/08/2009 at 9:41pm<b>krazzygood</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 10:58pm<b>Gretzkey20</b> - the 05/01/2009 at 6:50pm<b>cdklos</b> - the 04/29/2009 at 10:34pm<b>clitler</b> - the 03/18/2009 at 12:36pm<b>XCaliber</b> - the 03/10/2009 at 6:08pm<b>MCart</b> - the 03/10/2009 at 5:01pm

Fucked!<b>SlimDanny</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:57pm

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Kitten125's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

by Ltl_Dust_Bunny / 03/23/2009 at 3:36am / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

by whatever / 03/23/2009 at 2:46am / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

by Sebastian / 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

by whatdoyoudo / 03/16/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

by tamponmayhem / 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML

by Yulia / 03/09/2009 at 6:09am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

by monty / 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

by lovewedge / 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy