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Kitten07
  • Town/Country : Manchester, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 December 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 18045
  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (149002) - you deserved it (22375)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59316) - you deserved it (144001)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9939) - you deserved it (41232)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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