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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 December 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 18439
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (89014) - you deserved it (234472)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13866) - you deserved it (56508)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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