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Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37985) - you deserved it (24123)

On 05/19/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by Deconstructed (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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