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Kirashai

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9634
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Kirashai : I play piano and I love it.
My messages aren't checked very often because I'm on my iPod.

Be my friend. Or don't.

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yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51351) - you deserved it (4753)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

TODAY, AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, MAH DAD DROVE PAST, PULLD OVER, ROLLD DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKD, "ARE YOU TIRD OF WALKING?" TOHICH I REPLID "YES!" JUST AS I REACHD FOR THE CAR DOOR, HE YELLD "RUN A WHILE" AND SPD OFF. FML

#16914015
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33782) - you deserved it (5249)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64710) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today... I was having dinner with boyfriend. We'd just got our food when dad walks in... comes up to our table and says... "I didn't say you could leave... you're too young to be dating him"... then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15... and it was first date. fat FML

#16903308
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40737) - you deserved it (12332)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39961) - you deserved it (2692)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I found out mah new Commanding Officer is mah ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle bieng tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

#16882996
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46692) - you deserved it (3030)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38937) - you deserved it (15648)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

TODAY , MY SCHOOL YEAR BOOK AWARDED "CUTEST COUPLE" TO MY BOYFRIEND AND I. WE BROKE UP YESTERDAY. FML

#16842946
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41131) - you deserved it (4947)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I walked downstars , made a bowl of hot cereal , and held a full conversation with brother's grlfriend , before I finally putted two and two together and realized I hadn't putted any pants on. mega FML

#16541203
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (25669)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out fir the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said ( You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions ). FML

#16538880
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26313) - you deserved it (6823)

On 06/06/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by sherronj - United States (New York)

Today... Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV... beating out Inception... Toy Story looool 3... Harry Potter... etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97328) - you deserved it (10764)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a phone call from mah old boss asking mehy I wasn't at work, tohich I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36819) - you deserved it (2991)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, Ma Doctor Told Me I Ave Tennis Elbow In Bot Arms. I Don't Play Tennis, I Just Ave Way Too Muc Free Time. FML

#16464480
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11172) - you deserved it (39216)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat . Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer . What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites . Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers . FML

#16374822
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7660) - you deserved it (72728)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)



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