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Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
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