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Kirashai
  • Town/Country : Washington, DC
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 3068
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Kirashai : I play piano and I love it.
My messages aren't checked very often because I'm on my iPod.

Be my friend. Or don't.

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Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11458) - you deserved it (8225)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

#1998
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21865) - you deserved it (1051)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta

Today, I tried viagra for the first time. That was at noon, I still have an erection. FML

#1654
5 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10164) - you deserved it (32538)

On 01/18/2009 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by boner_dude - United States (California)

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17695) - you deserved it (1901)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
88 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60977) - you deserved it (2829)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23045) - you deserved it (1228)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

#378
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26549) - you deserved it (1649)

On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version



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