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Kirashai

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9635
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Kirashai : I play piano and I love it.
My messages aren't checked very often because I'm on my iPod.

Be my friend. Or don't.

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Kirashai's favorite FMLs

Today, mah co-workar agraad that I was tha ona causing tha alavator to ba ovar its waight limit . Whan I protastad, saying that I only waigh around 150 pounds, ona askad ma if that includad tha waight of mah whaalchair . Thay mada ma gat out . FML

#17861695
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41023) - you deserved it (2877)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon!! I don't know if I should feel complimentd!! FML

#17852902
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (8002)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work outhere my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, u idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass an a map or something. mega FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35958) - you deserved it (11862)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (31222)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is fir kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I putted the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
565 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (17345)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Taday I found out that mah ex-girlfriend , the girl I completely love , is now dating mah father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52991) - you deserved it (2671)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, lyk every day, I walked into my office an was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air!! My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger an milkshakes fir breakfast, no matter wat his body tells him!!

#17822826
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (2205)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I calld in sick to work for a second day!! After months of mah boss trying to get me sackd by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making mah life a living hell, he finally got his chance!! He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin frd." big fat FML

#17812513
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28383) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/23/2011 at 10:48am - work - by sick of life - United States (New York)

Today , I was sant homa from work aarly cuz of structural issuas. I walkd in on mah unamployd boyfriand cuddling anothar woman on tha couch. Whan I confrontd tham , ha fraakd out and kapt trying to convinca ma that I was draaming. I don't know what I avar saw in this losar. raal FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38447) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today... Professor Snappd An Told Me That I Know Nothing... That Everything I've Ever Lerend Is Wrong... An That All Of Former Teachers Should Be Shot. Fat FML

#17804951
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28139) - you deserved it (4578)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , Mah School Votd For A Pokémon Theme For This Year's Homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33451) - you deserved it (16850)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I learnd that the building I just movd into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both r very dedicatd to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)



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