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by pmony / 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by cupcake_butt / 10/17/2011 at 4:39am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
by bdjsbskl / 10/07/2011 at 1:55am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by missyoudad. / 08/31/2010 at 3:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by MegahnDN / 06/11/2010 at 10:33am / United States / Health
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by ScarredForLife / 12/25/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by sillygoose / 12/13/2009 at 10:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2009 at 12:27am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
- Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than… Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the… Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he…