About Kinoster : I live Dublin, I am addicted to rugby. I am from Berlin.
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Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by Mandy93 (woman) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 12:30am - intimacy - by djl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
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On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
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On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
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On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
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On 12/18/2012 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by daughterinlaw (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
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On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Ape (woman) - United States
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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