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Kingrayer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11381
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Kingrayer : i like: cars, fixed gear bikes, girls, music, pulling practical jokes, making fun of people, making new friends.

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Kingrayer's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (256949) - you deserved it (60045)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

#121139
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71369) - you deserved it (18603)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

#98260
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69437) - you deserved it (2960)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

#89031
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46144) - you deserved it (5566)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
753 comments

I agree, your life sucks (784469) - you deserved it (83015)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

#79669
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50044) - you deserved it (4999)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

#69080
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44207) - you deserved it (4226)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by wnrz (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66154) - you deserved it (5143)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

#52270
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39488) - you deserved it (5981)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55184) - you deserved it (3775)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)



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