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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1993 (22 years)
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About KingdomOfAnarchy : not much to say a danish headbanger... oh and im a vegetaria

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Today, I nervously started a new job, and my co-workers were telling me silly rules about our boss. Later, I accidentally bumped into him, and blurted "Rule #7, don't touch George." He definitely heard. FML


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On 03/29/2013 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML


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On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML


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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML


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On 08/29/2009 at 6:20pm - love - by zuper_duper (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML


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On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

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