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Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35570) - you deserved it (11840)

On 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by kaynotentirelywrong (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47920) - you deserved it (17132)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)



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