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Today, I went to a local Indian takeaway, since I'm from India originally, and none of my friends speak Hindi. I went up to the counter and placed my order in Hindi with the seemingly Indian owner. He gave me a weird look and said, "Huh? Speak English, ya rimjob." FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2013 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML
by Sonofa / 05/17/2013 at 11:52am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Jololol / 05/17/2013 at 5:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/16/2013 at 6:51am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by for the love of god / 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
by Sebastian20 / 05/08/2013 at 7:05am / Netherlands (Groningen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by wat_dafuq_bro / 05/06/2013 at 2:06am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML
by DeActivated / 05/03/2013 at 8:39pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by DemiRawrs / 05/01/2013 at 1:23pm / United States / Health
Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML
by random / 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Health
by public pooper / 04/24/2013 at 8:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by RaveCharlie / 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm / United States / Love
by SoreNips / 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…