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Kindergartners
  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 September 1994 (17 years)
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Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

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On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

#18923298 (126)

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On 01/27/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by disturbedtosaytheleast (woman) - Canada

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

#15858919 (407)

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On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved

Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 5:27am - work - by oh hey there -

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by JenniWearsPrada -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -