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Today, my dad was completely engrossd in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashd him . He didn't notice, but I did . FML

#13975253
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (2724)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by blenderbookf (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to mah Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I lookd down I noticd that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticd he was viewing mah profile. He stalkd the profile 4 a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in mah life. mega FML

#13963928
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37315) - you deserved it (4972)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today... cute co-worker askd if he could use computer. I told him password an went to the bathroom. When I cummd back he said he'd finishd. I trid to log in... but password wouldn't work. I then noticd a post-it note on the desk saying... "Stop stalking me an I'll change the password back." FML

#13959673
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8837) - you deserved it (35268)

On 11/24/2010 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (68332)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I met my biological moter for te first time. Se stole my wallet. FML

#11989675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61030) - you deserved it (3779)

On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

today I was walking around in tha mallhan I droppd mah pursa. Whan I bant down to pick it up, soma guy cummd up bahind ma, humpd mah ass, than ran away laughing. maga FML

#11435482
331 comments

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On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today , after staying at my boyfriend's house for the frst time , I got in the shower . His bathroom door doesn't lock , so half way through my shower he walked in . Trying to be sexy , I pressed myself up against the glass , which turned out the be a door that opens outwards . I fell on the floor . FML

#10939026
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19907) - you deserved it (38970)

On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into ithen he said, ( If only u were this good in real life. ) FML

#10870072
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35568) - you deserved it (10181)

On 05/30/2010 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by lonelyandbored - United States (Virginia)

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44746) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I hung out with the guy I've likd 4 the frst time in 3 yeres. And when he left... I gave him a hug... he pushd me... I trippd... and hit mah head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment... pushd me over onto the couch and pretendd to rape me. FML

TODAY, I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU SO MY BOYFRIEND ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN SOUP. IT WAS TOUCHING UNTIL I STUMBLED TO THE KITCHEN AND FOUND OUT THAT HIS ( CHICKEN SOUP ) WAS ACTUALLY LEFTOVER KFC BONES BOILED IN WATER. FML

#7609495
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31893) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today A Cat Cummd Up To Me On The Pavement So I Pettd It A Little. An Elderly Man Rode Past On His Bicycle An Shoutd "I'd Lyk To Stroke Your Pussy Too!" FML

#6367890
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26773) - you deserved it (3563)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42149) - you deserved it (3032)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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