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Kilv

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kilv : I like animals, music and school.
I also love dinosaurs since I first watched jurassic park.

Kilv's page activity

Visits<b>meowwrongnotacat</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 5:58pm<b>shaar</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 9:37am<b>arrrrrlennie</b> - the 08/13/2013 at 4:26am<b>Faith13</b> - the 07/06/2013 at 10:26pm<b>orangedude118</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 3:53am<b>Gwen_99</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 12:12am<b>CaptainCocoa</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 1:47am<b>waffule365</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 9:06am<b>Ariet</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 4:09am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 05/18/2013 at 8:54am<b>beatlesgirl2u2</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 5:35pm<b>bambi1989</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 12:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/14/2013 at 5:52pm<b>holagranola</b> - the 04/13/2013 at 10:36am<b>Lostsoul5435</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 6:18am<b>AssTard</b> - the 02/03/2013 at 11:23pm<b>Alan2</b> - the 12/28/2012 at 3:34pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 12/28/2012 at 2:34pm

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Kilv's favorite FMLs

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60948) - you deserved it (13812)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56810) - you deserved it (12733)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States



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