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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kilv : I like animals, music and school.
I also love dinosaurs since I first watched jurassic park.

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Kilv's favorite FMLs

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65560) - you deserved it (14808)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

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