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Killcain
  • Town/Country : Gangland, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 September 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5666) - you deserved it (33424)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7412) - you deserved it (35133)

On 09/22/2009 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87637) - you deserved it (18464)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)



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