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KillaJenkins
  • Town/Country : Ford City, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 April 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2001
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KillaJenkins : Bang bang cops and robbers. Bang bang robbers and cops. Bang bang rob that bank, put 'em in jail, put 'em in jail.

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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (344155) - you deserved it (17147)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise and shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i responded "Baby, what time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10434) - you deserved it (59226)

On 03/18/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38450) - you deserved it (4901)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)



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