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Kildevand
  • Town/Country : Køge, Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kildevand : They say "the first cut is the deepest", but no way to escape, back up and go - there's nothing more dangerous than girls who knows they've got the power, and maybe it'll all end tomorrow, so have fun i the meantime, and without kissing the naughty frogs, you'll never find the prince

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Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

#4312285 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (51391) - you deserved it (3723)

On 08/05/2009 at 4:30pm - misc - by frustrated - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to my grandfathers' funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting, instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML

#4251374 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (33758) - you deserved it (1895)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:04am - misc - by whitneyy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

#4031400 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (59961) - you deserved it (6484)

On 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by misopower (woman) - China (Henan)

Today, my manager came in and said "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who left the room. FML

#3944960 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (13126) - you deserved it (30024)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:03am - work - by Alice (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

#3932433 (377)

I agree, your life sucks (45399) - you deserved it (20571)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

#232857 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (16337) - you deserved it (110663)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

#194892 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (5631) - you deserved it (68447)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (34801) - you deserved it (951)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (6147)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)