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KikuHonda

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KikuHonda

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  • Number of visits : 2500
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KikuHonda : Why, hello~!

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KikuHonda's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29240) - you deserved it (3829)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57652) - you deserved it (8775)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52826) - you deserved it (5367)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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