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Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (2569)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50429) - you deserved it (10397)

On 08/02/2009 at 12:21am - love - by thefailure (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (46074) - you deserved it (6572)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013 (863)

I agree, your life sucks (43454) - you deserved it (361063)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40928) - you deserved it (3949)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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