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by Ow / 04/18/2014 at 7:09am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
by Laserbeaver / 09/29/2013 at 9:00am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
by saddude / 03/04/2009 at 2:03am / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
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