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Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (53892)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41889) - you deserved it (4932)

On 09/29/2013 at 9:00am - love - by Laserbeaver (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22738) - you deserved it (103593)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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