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Kiirst_mt1994

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Kiirst_mt1994

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2304
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Kiirst_mt1994 : My man is my life.

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Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41332) - you deserved it (3367)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36675) - you deserved it (4806)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37967) - you deserved it (7988)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

#12655399
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6649) - you deserved it (33983)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25526) - you deserved it (4100)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML

#3305940
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56458) - you deserved it (21990)

On 06/28/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by resipsahipsta (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

#405
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35757) - you deserved it (9547)

On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49612) - you deserved it (5590)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49612) - you deserved it (5590)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49612) - you deserved it (5590)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49612) - you deserved it (5590)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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