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Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML
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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States
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