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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States
Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)
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