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by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by James / 08/12/2011 at 3:54am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by fml / 08/12/2011 at 2:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
by Pissedoff777 / 08/12/2011 at 1:33am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm / United States / Intimacy
by bob / 08/11/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by noway / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / Singapore / Intimacy
by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
by cutiekenz21 / 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Taylor / 07/30/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Elizabeth / 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
- Today, an old knee injury was acting up so I decided to switch to new sneakers for better support.… Today, I went into the bathroom at Walmart. I noticed a strange looking "woman" fixing her hair in… Today, I took my daughter's cat in for what should have been a routine surgery. He reacted badly to…