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Kiirst_mt1994's favorite FMLs
by cardsftw / 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by still hungry / 04/21/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
by lions214 / 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Jim / 01/10/2012 at 8:32pm / Belgium / Work
by Voltron / 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm / United States / Money
Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML
by lostwife / 11/22/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Holidays
Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2011 at 10:09am / United States / Money
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
by Charles Pennington / 11/22/2011 at 6:36am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by kirrby / 11/12/2011 at 1:41am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by so romantic / 11/12/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Henry / 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Intimacy
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy