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Kieraganion

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54185) - you deserved it (12393)

On 04/06/2013 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by dating walter white's gf apparently (man) - United Kingdom

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8713) - you deserved it (43608)

On 01/28/2013 at 11:23pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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