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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

#1384927
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9272) - you deserved it (47721)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:14am - misc - by maddie94 (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

#1384927
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9272) - you deserved it (47721)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:14am - misc - by maddie94 (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

#1384927
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9272) - you deserved it (47721)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:14am - misc - by maddie94 (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

#1381561
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2781)

On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML

#1358380
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44555) - you deserved it (7574)

On 04/26/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by jimboxo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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