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KiRaKaT

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KiRaKaT

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 925
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KiRaKaT : I'm just a simple girl. I love animals and have two dogs (chi chi named mayhem an dobie named Gabriel) and a bearded dragon named kamoto. I also have a hedgehog named knuckles :) Im married.

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Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

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Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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