About KiRaKaT : I'm just a simple girl. I love animals and have two dogs (chi chi named mayhem an dobie named Gabriel) and a bearded dragon named kamoto. I also have a hedgehog named knuckles :) Im married.
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by reddd / 05/10/2012 at 2:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by sockmonkey / 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:24am / United States / Love
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
by pathetic / 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Geek
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
by Anonymous / 04/08/2012 at 8:13pm / United States (California) / Love
by ouchouchouch / 03/28/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm / United States / Health
by mrricecakes / 03/23/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by notsober / 03/20/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Love
by Austin Franklin / 03/18/2012 at 7:41am / United States / Love
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
by babysheets / 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm / Uruguay (Montevideo) / Love
Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML
by moodyreallyrocks / 10/03/2011 at 9:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by jc2011 / 09/25/2011 at 3:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…