About KiRaKaT : I'm just a simple girl. I love animals and have two dogs (chi chi named mayhem an dobie named Gabriel) and a bearded dragon named kamoto. I also have a hedgehog named knuckles :) Im married.
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by audreyav / 06/30/2012 at 4:10am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2012 at 11:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by latino14 / 06/15/2012 at 7:27am / United States (Maryland) / Health
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2012 at 11:49am / United States / Intimacy
by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by Ciara / 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm / Ireland (Cork) / Health
Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML
by sicksicksick / 06/01/2012 at 4:41am / Senegal / Health
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 2:47pm / United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The) / Miscellaneous
by dammit33 / 05/28/2012 at 9:55am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
by Broke / 05/28/2012 at 5:38am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by KieRendan / 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML
by recmonty / 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
by Hunter101 / 05/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…