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KiRaKaT

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KiRaKaT

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 804
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KiRaKaT : I'm just a simple girl. I love animals and have two dogs (chi chi named mayhem an dobie named Gabriel) and a bearded dragon named kamoto. I also have a hedgehog named knuckles :) Im married.

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Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML

#20042115
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (3276)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

#20039352
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11100) - you deserved it (21363)

On 08/24/2012 at 2:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (2070)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

#20002371
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8851) - you deserved it (22243)

On 08/04/2012 at 3:14pm - kids - by me - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

#20001897
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (3669)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML

#19992409
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21642) - you deserved it (1419)

On 07/30/2012 at 9:00am - work - by Frustation - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

#19992075
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23470) - you deserved it (1607)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML

#19945940
154 comments

Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML

#19909832
70 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm - work - by a4rk (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

#19905347
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7761) - you deserved it (36314)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:13pm - kids - by momolee (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

#19899616
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29159) - you deserved it (1873)

On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

#19899263
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26073) - you deserved it (2483)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Toilettrash (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
123 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30689) - you deserved it (5085)

On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30689) - you deserved it (5085)

On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -



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