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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 September 1978 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 657
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23828) - you deserved it (1793)

On 07/15/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by klanciee - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11696) - you deserved it (26416)

On 07/04/2012 at 5:04am - health - by magicman - United States

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30966) - you deserved it (3967)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)



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