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Khalifa89
  • Town/Country : New Iberia, LA, United States, United States, United States, United States, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 27
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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