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Kgottber
  • Town/Country : Davis, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 167
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10722) - you deserved it (21245)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (314277) - you deserved it (41287)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (283287) - you deserved it (22813)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)



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