FML: Keyman1212

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Keyman1212

Town/Country : Charleston , USA
Title : Mister
Birth Date : Tuesday 5 July 1988 (23 years)
Number of visits : 9976
Number of comments : 1160
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Keyman1212 : What could I tell you that would totally make me seem cool and worth the air I breathe? Ah.... Well, I'm in the Navy, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6' 4", and I play the jazz flute. The last fact was a lie. I'm not going to say some trite bullshit on here about how I'm super laid back and want to meet new people and to message me. That being said, if you aren't a stalker, you might as well hit me up. I can get bored sometimes, and talking to you is better than the alternative. Also single, probably will be forever alone as well. Later bitches!