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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (19 years)
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About Kevlar29 : I like most people on here but some of you are complete bitches :P.
I\'m from Ireland.
I like lots of music: Bring Me The Horizon, Four Year Strong, Paramore, Flyleaf, My Passion, Framing Hanley, All Time Low, You Me At Six, Muse, Rise Against, The Blackout, shitloads more but theres no more room :(

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML


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