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Kevlar29
  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 474
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kevlar29 : I like most people on here but some of you are complete bitches :P.
I\'m from Ireland.
I like lots of music: Bring Me The Horizon, Four Year Strong, Paramore, Flyleaf, My Passion, Framing Hanley, All Time Low, You Me At Six, Muse, Rise Against, The Blackout, shitloads more but theres no more room :(

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26057) - you deserved it (7555)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16638) - you deserved it (19917)

On 10/27/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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