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About Kevlar29 : I like most people on here but some of you are complete bitches :P.
I\'m from Ireland.
I like lots of music: Bring Me The Horizon, Four Year Strong, Paramore, Flyleaf, My Passion, Framing Hanley, All Time Low, You Me At Six, Muse, Rise Against, The Blackout, shitloads more but theres no more room :(
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014