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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friends house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 7:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in a car with my house-mate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML
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On 06/10/2010 at 8:54am - misc - by Unwanted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 5:38am - love - by badsinger (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML
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On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by THANKS4theINFO (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 7:16am - love - by Lonely (woman) - New Zealand
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