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Ketchup_Castle

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3981
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 68 posted

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TODAY, I WENT TO GET MY EYEBROW WAXD AT A KOREAN SALON . I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE AN IT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND THEIR ACCENTS . THE WOMEN ASKD ME IF I WANTD "THEM ALL OFF" . NOT FULLY UNDERSTANDINGHAT SHE SAID, I AGRED . WHEN SHE SHOWD ME THE MRROR, SHE HAD TAKEN OFF MYHOLE EYEBROW . FML

#197849
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19791) - you deserved it (48574)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by brows (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY... WHILE DRIVING MY KIDS TO SCHOOL... MY SON SAID... "WHY DON'T YOU FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE... SO WE CAN JUST LIVE WITH DADDY?" THEN MY DAUGHTER ADDD... "YEAH... 'CAUSE WE LOVE DADDY."

#182768
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78205) - you deserved it (7936)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm - kids - by E (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

#162461
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (163244) - you deserved it (14865)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps cuz she didn't get invited to a brthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Righthen we arrived, we walked in on a brthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

#154710
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56399) - you deserved it (6370)

On 02/27/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by stpry of my life (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, AN EXTREMELY LARGE LADY CUMMED INTO THE DRY CLEANERSHERE I WORK. SHE PUTSHAT I ASSUME IS A BLANKET ON THE COUNTER TO BE DRY CLEANED. I SAID, "SO JUST THE ONE BLANKET THEN?" SHE REPLIED, "THOSE ARE MAH PANTS, NOT A BLANKET." SHE WAS A SIZE 56.

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

#82135
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52862) - you deserved it (8378)

On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)

I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53014) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today...hile at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" tohich one of mah pupils replid "Just lyk you... Miss!" FML

#55893
39 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 8:11pm - kids - by Lesley (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

today I found out mah teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who looool people were. By mistake the descriptions appered on the computer projector. Next to mah name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41955) - you deserved it (4977)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, Whan I Trid On A Pair Of Pants At Tha Mall, I Askd Tha Salasparson If I Could Hava Tha Naxt Siza Up. Sha Informd Ma That Thara Wasn't A Naxt Siza Up. I Hava To LOSE Waight To Fit Into Tha Biggast Pair Of Pants Tha Stora Makas. FML

#29334
71 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all votd fir their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I askd a small group of students why no one votd fir me, one boy replid "because your the ugliest". mega FML

#8789
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47319) - you deserved it (3625)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today I'm 19 I'm At Uni I've Never Been Kissd And The Only Person I Have Had A Proper Conversation With In The Past Week Is Mah Mum. FML

#4477
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (4774)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig 4 bieng overwieght. I don't think that and I'm NOT overwieght. real FML

#3462
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24901) - you deserved it (3104)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car , a man rolld down his window and screamd , "what r you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!" , while I waitd fir looool a green light to cross . fat FML

#3093
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23296) - you deserved it (2120)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)



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