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Ketchup_Castle
  • Town/Country : Madison, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1222
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 65 posted

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Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

#2448
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27167) - you deserved it (1349)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML

#1077
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On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

#1015
22 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
25 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, I turned around in my cubicle to see the entire marketing department (myself excluded) getting ready to have lunch together. Nobody mentioned it to me. FML

#865
14 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 8:30am - work - by Webmonkey - United States (Texas)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
73 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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