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  • Number of visits : 2151
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38481) - you deserved it (10400)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

#14317962
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27383) - you deserved it (10681)

On 12/24/2010 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32802) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

#14304589
140 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 11:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was "Clean your glasses." FML

#14284829
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27179) - you deserved it (3734)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967
250 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
296 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML

#14255221
104 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, as I spent my last $6 on groceries, the woman at the register gave me a dirty look because I declined to donate $1 to a children's charity. My six year old son immediately chimed in with, "Mommy, why aren't you helping the poor children?" FML

#14220107
128 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28420) - you deserved it (7865)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

#14180759
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33646) - you deserved it (4043)

On 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

#14173743
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27050) - you deserved it (2017)

On 12/12/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by No one special. - United States (California)

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

#14170475
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36156) - you deserved it (2478)

On 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm - misc - by kingkarnie - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via facebook. I don't even have a facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

#14160726
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33736) - you deserved it (2953)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:05am - love - by itsover (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

#14156953
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26819) - you deserved it (4857)

On 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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