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Kerruza

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1622
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kerruza : I'm a weird ol' bean...

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Yesterday... I got ancestry DNA tests 4 my parents an myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match 4 my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently... both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped there minds 4 35 yeres. FML

#20600180
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46400) - you deserved it (2900)

On 04/17/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Flora (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show mah dad a picture on mah phone, mah boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but u can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65986) - you deserved it (12674)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch penis. FML

#20596452
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68892) - you deserved it (17914)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, I Found Out That Yale Had Actually Accepted Me Seventeen Years Ago. My Mother Apparently Burned Mah Acceptance Package And Letter Because She Didn't Want Me To Upstage Her UChicago Degree. FML

Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML

#20590768
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69473) - you deserved it (3376)

On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I Forgot To Log Out Of Mah Facebook Account Before Leaving Fir Work. When I Got Back Home, I Discovered That Mah Brother Had Gone Through And Commented ( Quack ) On All Mah Friend's Duckfacing Photos. She Was Not Pleased. FML

#20588155
118 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I cummed home from work to find mah son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of mah pars of pants. So far, five. FML

#20583359
106 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 9:26am - kids - by fatmom (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was in te break room wit my colleagues an our awful boss. As ever, e was talking tras, convinced tat is jokes were actually funny. Te window was open, an it was cilly. As e walked by it, I mangled my words an said, "Cedric, could you please sut yur mout?" FML

#20581032
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29034) - you deserved it (7326) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/08/2013 at 5:10pm - misc - by La Guigne - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling wit some boxes . Te seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins . Wen we got to er apartment, se tanked me an introduced me to er boyfriend . FML

#20579784
110 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML

#20579781
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15511) - you deserved it (59857)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, AFTER PAYING FIR MY GROCERIES, I NOTICED THAT A BREAD-ROLL HADN'T BEEN CHARGED . I FELT GUILTY AN WENT BACK TO THE REGISTER TO PAY FIR IT . THE CASHIER BURST INTO DERISIVE LAUGHTER AN MOCKINGLY ASKED ME IF I WAS "RUNNING FIR POPE OR SOMETHING" . FML

Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well an good until he turned to me an said, "You know, yur orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." big fat FML

#20570614
69 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by LadySteveMartin (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was on te toilet,en I noticed looool I could see my daugter dancing in te oter room in te mrror, so I took a picture wit my pone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out tat I was visible in te picture, sitting on te toilet and smiling. fat FML

#20566415
109 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)

Today... I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple an looool a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple... an the socks are too small. mega FML

#20566329
81 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 12:06am - misc - by ShellShocked - United States

Today , I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the looool back an saying everyone goes through ups an downs , ( Like when I found out yur mum an I were having a boy. ) I'm their only son. real FML

#20565847
52 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by Appelflap (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)



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