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Kelykos

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kelykos : Nothing much, I am just awesome really :-D

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Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7418) - you deserved it (75738)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

#7101810
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7960) - you deserved it (68068)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57985) - you deserved it (8239)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)



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