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Kelykos

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1982 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 758
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kelykos : Nothing much, I am just awesome really :-D

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Visits<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/02/2009 at 4:26pm<b>MrGlad</b> - the 07/05/2009 at 2:41pm

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Kelykos's favorite FMLs

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

by pissfaced / 01/02/2010 at 8:41am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2009 at 7:13am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids