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Kelykos
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 June 1982 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kelykos : Nothing much, I am just awesome really :D

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Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (4326) - you deserved it (50665)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

#7101810 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (4669) - you deserved it (46204)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I said to the pool-boy of my house: “I know what you are doing and you have to stop it.” He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803 (274)

I agree, your life sucks (45484) - you deserved it (5884)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)