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KelseyDaBoyz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KelseyDaBoyz : To be or not to be? That is the question.

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KelseyDaBoyz's favorite FMLs

Today, after 3 years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29895) - you deserved it (4551)

On 01/06/2013 at 3:49am - love - by ItRainedOutside (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (7373)

On 12/20/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by Mandy93 (woman) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)



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