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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22232
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Kellayy : I'm from Long Beach, CA :) it's just a tad spectacular here in California.

I'm an interesting character, you can find me paint balling, camping, listening to Hollywood Undead, or playing xbox 360 so hit me up at oAphroditex or via MSN: feeling-.-infinite@hotmail.com :D)

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54026) - you deserved it (313019)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

#278861
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22654) - you deserved it (73269)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

#232857
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23735) - you deserved it (150541)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)



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