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KeiIshiyama
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 205
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KeiIshiyama : I love reading these FMLs. Whether it's some douchebag cheating on their lover/spouse to a klutzy teen smashing themselves with a sledgehammer, it's always a pleasure to come on and have a few laughs (or, in the case of assholes who have it coming, lashes) at the expense of others :P

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Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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