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KeiIshiyama
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 296
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KeiIshiyama : I love reading these FMLs. Whether it's some douchebag cheating on his lover/spouse or a klutzy teen smashing himself with a sledgehammer, it's always a pleasure to come on and have a few laughs (or, in the case of assholes who have it coming, lashes) at the expense of others :P

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Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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