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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33896) - you deserved it (13448)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24938) - you deserved it (5130)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (54711)

On 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by UrbanCass (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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