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Kayokku

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3193
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Kayokku : • I'm a proud member of the rainbow community. If you have a problem with that, suck it. :)

• I love cats. I have four of them, named Rusty, Stripey, Charlie and Edgar. They're my babies ^^

• I have an obsession with the Pokemon videogames and fan-made comics. My favorite Pokemon include Umbreon, Luxray, and Arcanine.

• I am knowledgeable in animal and biological sciences-- and have a habit of correcting people and sounding arrogant while doing so. If I do this, don't be offended. I mean you no disrespect.

Kayokku's page activity

Visits<b>sugoi72</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 11:56am<b>psackett</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 6:29am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 6:25pm<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 11:17am<b>Scotth901</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 3:02am<b>Giggidypope</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 6:01pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:55am<b>jcovey19</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:43am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 6:53am<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 9:27pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 12:57pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:26pm<b>eminemineminem</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 2:52am<b>OGCxILLUSION</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 11:28pm<b>11bGrunT</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 12:27am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 1:14am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 12:51pm

Fucked!<b>sugoi72</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:56pm<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 12:30pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Scotth901</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:02am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 6:30pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 12:53pm

Kayokku's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Kayokku's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

by dpl / 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

by Fag_Hag / 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

by ruffrider / 02/05/2009 at 9:09am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy