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Kayokku

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1781
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Kayokku : • I'm a proud member of the rainbow community. If you have a problem with that, suck it. :)

• I love cats. I have four of them, named Rusty, Stripey, Charlie and Edgar. They're my babies ^^

• I have an obsession with the Pokemon videogames and fan-made comics. My favorite Pokemon include Umbreon, Luxray, and Arcanine.

• I am knowledgeable in animal and biological sciences-- and have a habit of correcting people and sounding arrogant while doing so. If I do this, don't be offended. I mean you no disrespect.

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Kayokku's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234087) - you deserved it (30994)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

#79669
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49087) - you deserved it (4878)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (232558) - you deserved it (81236)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (2825)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34186) - you deserved it (59675)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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