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About Kayokku : • I'm a proud member of the rainbow community. If you have a problem with that, suck it. :)
• I love cats. I have four of them, named Rusty, Stripey, Charlie and Edgar. They're my babies ^^
• I have an obsession with the Pokemon videogames and fan-made comics. My favorite Pokemon include Umbreon, Luxray, and Arcanine.
• I am knowledgeable in animal and biological sciences-- and have a habit of correcting people and sounding arrogant while doing so. If I do this, don't be offended. I mean you no disrespect.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Monday 1 September 2014