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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8566) - you deserved it (33227)
On 10/27/2011 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)
Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11157) - you deserved it (1872)
On 09/27/2011 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15341) - you deserved it (1437)
On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23260) - you deserved it (1846)
On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
I agree, your life sucks (18124) - you deserved it (2580)
On 08/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by Reena (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30303) - you deserved it (1804)
On 08/18/2011 at 4:25pm - love - by Chels (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29789) - you deserved it (2088)
On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (5663)
On 08/18/2011 at 1:18am - health - by gb - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (2211)
On 08/17/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by howtragic - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was from a baby rabbit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3412) - you deserved it (6400)
On 08/16/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by scaredscreenless - United States
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6552) - you deserved it (3071)
On 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm - work - by secret dancer (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8197) - you deserved it (2898)
On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25431) - you deserved it (13955)
On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7105) - you deserved it (23294)
On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26584) - you deserved it (4050)
On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States
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