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Kayaytea

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Kayaytea

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10897
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Kayaytea's favorite FMLs

Today , On The Bus , When I Was Asking My 6-year-old Son Wat He Wanted 4 Christmas , A Stranger Came Up To Us An Yelled At Him About How Santa Claus Is Real , That His "parents Are Fucking Liars" An That He Should "never Listen To Anything One Of Those Fuckers Says."

#20200046
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30174) - you deserved it (2903)

On 12/11/2012 at 2:15am - kids - by n1a1t1h1a1n1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, at tha gas station, tha automatic door didn't opan whan I approachad it!! I askad tha cashiar to opan it for ma, joking that cuz I'm a radhaad, I didn't hava a soul and it wouldn't opan for ma!! Tha cashiar fraakad and wouldn't lat ma go until I provad I had a soul!! FML

#20199980
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (5180)

On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's father fir the first time; he asked me to explain mah interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with yur daughter" and "I want to be in yur daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in yur daughter." FML

#20198676
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (6277)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today I sent in an assignment from batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem analyze it and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today feeling very distant to mah daughter recently I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly and alerted everyone in the house to mah actions. fat FML

#20196447
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5201) - you deserved it (54402)

On 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it's mah birthday and mah ax husband taxtad ma at midnight to tall happy birthday. Too bad ha couldn't hava taxtad mah naw husband to ramind looool him. FML

#20196242
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (4991)

On 12/08/2012 at 11:12am - love - by aerythia - United States (Tennessee)

Today my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice kind beautiful talented funny sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41822) - you deserved it (2775)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

2day I was at the breakfast tablehen my sister started eating a banana. Before I knewhat was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait 4 her to leave before I could stand up. FML

#20195358
226 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of mah final grade. FML

#20192286
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22356) - you deserved it (2027)

On 12/05/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Murlocmurk - United States

Today, a shopper approachd me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignord his comment, until he got so upset that he wantd to speak to mah manager. It would have been understandable if I actually workd there. FML

#20177780
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25612) - you deserved it (1828)

On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a shopper approachd me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignord his comment, until he got so upset that he wantd to speak to mah manager. It would have been understandable if I actually workd there. FML

#20177780
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25612) - you deserved it (1828)

On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

YESTERDAY AT WORK, I TOOK AN ORDER FROM A STUCK-UP SOUNDING LADY OVER TE PONE. SE SAID ER LAST NAME WAS "DUCKLING, BUT WIT AN F". BEMUSED, I WROTE ER NAME ON TE ORDER. WEN SE ARRIVED TO PICK IT UP LATER, SE TOLD ME SE'D SAID "S", NOT "F". FAT FML

#20177082
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17739) - you deserved it (2556)

On 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, mah mom had a tantrum an screamed at me over mah use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch an claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

#20176711
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12088) - you deserved it (14969)

On 11/24/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by Anonymous Cunt (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

#20176308
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21915) - you deserved it (4766)

On 11/24/2012 at 6:54am - work - by sad face - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (5899)

On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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